Chapter 002: The Shameless
I actually passed away
Eh ... why should I say 'again'?
Where did such a bold and audacious young man come from, daring to bully the Dragon Clan?
On one side of the cliff cave, there is a precipice, and there is a certain probability of escaping through the woods. However, jumping off the cliff will not lead to any extraordinary encounters, nor will there be any large trees to catch oneself midway. At most, one might experience a wondrous sensation at the moment of falling, but the outcome is the most tragic, resulting in a fate akin to that of a meat pie
With a swing of the broken knife, more than a dozen ruffians, resembling cracked pears, quickly stepped back a few paces. However, their clubs, knives, and forks were all directed at Zhou Qingfeng, their smiles gradually fading, revealing a fierce glint in their eyes
Zhou Qingfeng and the other ugly old men approached, suddenly drawing their knives to strike at the opponent, and then immediately ran towards the outside of the encirclement of the thugs. However, the strike that he believed would surely hit ended up missing.
"Little girl, your lips are truly sweet!" After kissing enough on the young woman's bright red lips, Zhou Qingfeng, who was indifferent to life and death, initially wanted to laugh heartily, spreading his arms and waiting to be engulfed by the dragon's breath and resurrected. However, when their lips and tongues touched, his heart sank.
In this case, being killed by that evil dragon's breath in the cave would actually be the easiest option. Zhou Qingfeng could even leisurely run into the cave by himself and shout to the young woman who was imprisoned before the dragon's breath reached him:
Zhou Qingfeng was in so much pain that he nearly fainted, curling up on the ground, realizing that he had underestimated these seemingly insignificant villains before him. What 'the youngest and the most powerful'—he was clearly the weakest. Without mentioning what happened afterward, he had died and come back to life again.
Quietly? It is of no use to want to be quiet.
The heart of the brave young man was still racing; he raised his palm and shouted urgently, "Don't come over with your *pictures* and *books*, don't come near me. I want to be alone."
Inside the cave, the young woman, who had fallen into misfortune and was covered in dust, still stood in place. Upon seeing the battered Zhou Qingfeng, she did not say anything like "Fool, run quickly!" Instead, she sighed and said, "Alas... another unfortunate fellow has come."
The high temperature of dragon breath is sufficient to melt gold and iron. The raging flames impact, turning the stones on the cave floor into boiling glass. The high temperature even erupts uncontrollably from the cave, transforming into flame currents that are twenty to thirty meters long
No, the key point now seems to be that everything has started all over again
As a result, he would either be beaten to death with clubs, shot with arrows, or most commonly, forced into a cave and directly cremated to ashes
The evil dragon suddenly felt its forehead turn green. Previously, it had disdainfully snorted and eliminated Zhou Qingfeng, but now it opened its mouth wide in a fit of thunderous rage, unleashing a torrent of fiery dragon breath in uncontrollable fury
nightmare
I had long known that this young woman was beautiful, but it was only when I drew very close that I realized her beauty was unparalleled in the world, captivating nations and cities. Her clear large eyes, delicate skin, and soft red lips, each feature was so perfect.
At the moment when Old Man Zhou felt dizzy and disoriented, a woman drew a sharp sword and stabbed him through, cursing loudly: "Shameless!"
Having died twice, Zhou Qingfeng was left without any temper. He had no choice but to engage his mind to gather information. After taking the broken knife, he countered with a question: "Why must I go to the cave? Who made that rule?"
This incessant cycle of death has left Zhou Qingfeng feeling numb. He has tried nearly every conceivable method and consulted all the books he could find, yet each time he is resurrected, he still encounters the slowly approaching, toothless, foul-mouthed visage of the ugly old man
Human, you are seeking death!
Startled awake in the midst of his dying moments, Zhou Qingfeng opened his eyes and jumped up from his bed once again ... He was once again taken aback ...
The heavens remain the same, the earth remains the same, and the cycle of reincarnation continues unabated. Subsequently, Zhou Qingfeng rehearsed many ways to die. He attempted to resist as soon as he appeared, tried to escape into the woods, and even attempted to remain motionless after climbing the slope.
There is simply no bed
As their lips parted, Zhou Qingfeng suddenly found himself not wanting to die, but only wishing to live. The woman was also taken aback by this unexpected kiss and did not react at all. Instead, a protective shield appeared around her, enveloping both of them, which even the dragon's breath could not destroy
On the other side of the cave, there are indeed skeletal undead in the woods, their numbers unknown, and they are even more formidable than the ugly old man. As long as one approaches within ten meters, they will pounce out upon sensing the scent of living flesh and blood, and no matter how one fights, they cannot be defeated, certain death awaits.
What is more captivating is a woman's inner charm, which is composed, dignified, and reserved. Even in a moment of astonished distraction, she remains so beautiful and so poised
Upon seeing this broken knife, Zhou Qingfeng was filled with rage. He swung the knife and shouted loudly: "You bunch of bastards want to trick me into that cave again. But there is a dragon in the cave, a dragon! As soon as I entered..."
Zhou Qingfeng covered his head and dodged, but after a few swings of the broken knife, he could not defend himself. In a state of panic, he was driven into the woods, reappearing at the slope beneath the cave. Several crude short bows even shot arrows into his body, causing him to run into the cave, drenched in blood.
A terrifying aura surged forth, and the menacing dragon head re-emerged from the darkness of the cave. A breath suppressed Zhou Qingfeng's furious shout, turning him to ash once more
The number of enemies is too great. Once surrounded, he cannot fend off the multitude with his bare hands; it is certain death.
The ugly old man nimbly jumped back and asked in surprise, "Victor Hugo, how did you know there is a dragon in the cave? Where did you overhear this?"
Under the blazing flames, Zhou Qingfeng turned to look at the evil dragon. The dragon's enormous vertical pupils were also fixed on him. The creature was infuriated at being humiliated by a mere human, and although it could kill this bastard to vent its anger, it knew that once the green hat was worn, it could never be removed.
Brave young man, go forth and create miracles swiftly. The ugly old man shoved a broken knife towards him again
Having faced death multiple times, Old Master Zhou expressed a sense of calmness. He even summarized the different feelings associated with various ways of dying. For instance, the ugly old man is the most malicious; despite appearing to be of advanced age, his strength far exceeds that of ordinary people, and those who do not heed his words will be tortured to death
Old Master Zhou has died too many times and it is too boring. Upon his resurrection, he shouted at the ugly old man: "Shut up, I know what you want to say, and I know what you want me to do. There is no need to stuff that useless broken knife, nor to scare me. I will go to the cave myself"
The ugly old man commanded the thugs, shouting sternly: "Regardless of whether this kid is willing or not, drive him over to the cave."
What the hell
The ugly old man still shoved the broken knife over, enticing Zhou Qingfeng to go into the cave to retrieve the treasure. The other villains continued to laugh heartily, yet tightly gripped their clubs, ready to resort to violence at any moment
The only progress is that Zhou Qingfeng, who originally could not withstand a single move under the old ugly man's command, has gradually gained considerable combat experience through repeated deaths, allowing him to exchange a few blows with his opponent, evade several attacks, and even counter-kill his adversary
... ...
The woman stood just a few meters away from the entrance of the cave, and it took Zhou Qingfeng only a second or two to rush in front of her. When the evil dragon poked its head out, it saw a tiny creature, like an ant, embracing its fiancée and kissing her
Hello, beautiful, what is your name? Given that I have died for you so many times, let's get to know each other.
Eavesdropping? I witnessed it with my own eyes
What a huge surprise!
The woman's figure must be described using 404 vocabulary, and can only be understood implicitly
Zhou Qingfeng looked left and right, stunned on the spot. He recalled carefully that it seemed he really had died once, and it was indeed by being sprayed to death by a dragon's roar—before he died, he saw a girl who was quite beautiful, with long legs, a slim waist, a large chest, and a pretty face, leaving a deep impression.
Damn, I have died again!
This must be the power of love
In just a few seconds, the young woman naturally would not have any further communication with Zhou Qingfeng. ... The other party would either watch him be sprayed to death, or lament that his life was about to end, or ...
No
As soon as the words left his mouth, Zhou Qingfeng felt a sharp pain in his back. The man with the dung fork jabbed him, causing him to scream in agony. He turned around to resist, but sticks and clubs rained down on him from all directions.
Zhou Qingfeng tightened his grip on the broken knife, and after turning around, he realized he was surrounded by thugs. He asked in a deep voice: "Who are you? Why am I here?"
After being forcefully kissed, the young woman, momentarily stunned, erupted in anger. She stood still, her face cold as frost, and with a sharp reprimand, she raised her hand and delivered a slap. The force of this slap was even greater than that of the ugly old man, sending Zhou Qingfeng spinning.
Zhou Qingfeng jumped up in shock, and everything returned to its original state. The hillside, the forest, the villains, and no bed. The ugly old man approached with a grin, opening his mouth to say, 'Brave young man...'
The villains all turned their gaze towards the ugly old man. The ugly old man still wore a harmless smile, stepping forward to punch Zhou Qingfeng in the chest, "Victor Hugo, we all think you are the most suitable, after all, you are the youngest and the strongest"
I consider myself quite unfortunate, but what exactly is going on
The chilly mountains, the gloomy woods, and a group of villains with forced smiles, along with an ugly old man approaching to grab him
The ugly old man displayed agility that was inconsistent with his age and physique, and he was also remarkably strong. He crouched and swiftly darted behind Zhou Qingfeng, raised his leg, and kicked the latter down. While cursing, he fiercely kicked at Zhou Qingfeng's waist and abdomen, and within a few moments, he had kicked Zhou Qingfeng to the point of vomiting bile
The ugly old man and the villains were amused by this childish question, laughing heartily, "Kid, you are one of us. What are you pretending for? No matter how you know there is a dragon in the cave, you still have to go in."
Life is a blend of pain and joy. He pushed aside the villains, strode through the woods with determination, nimbly ascended the slope, and upon entering the cave, rushed towards the young woman, exclaiming, 'Darling, I'm here to die again!' After saying this, he embraced her and kissed her.